Oh go on then. It's a troll's turd, and it's come from the rear end of... a fjord?
maybe a migmatite?
Turd - it´s not even so farfetched, in fact the stone is supposed to be found inside the body of some animals.
If you turn it on its side it looks a bit like Rush Limbaugh. But other than that I have no idea.
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